Оля, вы меня простите, что пишу в вашем посте, просто название очень подходящее.
Помогите пожалуйста, понять смысл текста. Я учу английский, база, есть, буквальный перевод понятен, но это анекдот, смысла не понимаю.😒 Должно же быть, что то смешное.😊 Заранее благодарна за помощь.
A MAN GOES TO THE Dr. FOR A CHECK UP AND HIS WIFE ACCOMPANIES HIM. AFTER THE CHECK UP THE Dr. SAYS TO THE MAN I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH YOUR WIFE IN PRIVATE, CAN YOU WAIT PLEASE IN THE WAITING LOUNGE. The Dr. TELLS THE WIFE
YOUR HUSBAND IS VERY STRESSED.YOU MUST LET HIM REST A LOT, GIVE HIM LOTS OF LOVE AND ATTENTION, GOOD HOME COOKING, TAKE HIM ON VACATIONS ETC OTHERWISE I AM AFRAID THAT HIS DAYS ARE NUMBERED. WHEN THE WIFE COMES OUT THE HUSBAND ASKS HER. WHAT DID THE Dr. SAY? SHE ANSWERED: THE Dr. SAID THAT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SOON.