Тогда я начну первая!
1 / The man came to his mistress, and she asked him to sharpen knives.
Should he sharpens knives and thinks the house I do not sharpened knives for many years, and they have something sharp ...
2 / Two women walking in the park and the other one says:
- You know, your husband runs for young girls.
  The woman she answers:
  - Let him run! My dog also runs the machines, but that does not mean that it syad!