Sorry to say, Doug, but this thread (what little I've understood) made me laugh! Seems to be quite a bit of misunderstanding.

I think your original post was innocent enough but that was lost in translation somewhere it seems, so I'll save my comments.

Also, thank you for you and your sons' service, Doug. I hope you and yours had a great Memorial Day weekend. And good luck with the battle taking place in this thread! 😀