Tom, what kind of person brags they are so superficial? Is that a good quality from where you come. That is why I look for my future partner here. Americans have become so superficial, making them far less attractive. The girls here are genuine and sweet. Clearly they are long-suffering! Quit, bragging how pompous you are. You'll never get a girl that way. Perhaps you should go find Gary in "Ask the Advice". Maybe between the two of you, you can come up with one girl (but I pity that poor girl).