Dave, you brighten anyone's day! 😀
1) sorry - not sure what you mean
2) $ or €😜
(Marrying for money still and ALWAYS will be disgraceful and disgusting!)
3) cheers
4) nah - not my target (group)
5) welcome back 😀

As the Irish say, "a cup o' tea, a pint o'beer and a good laugh are the best remedy for anything."
So thanks for the laugh 😉