British humour at its finest! 😜
1) "character assasination"
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2) "banging about money"
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3) "a more mature dating clientélè (quote Hugo: "18-28 year old 'women' ")
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4) brownie points to "suck up to the women"
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Whatever it is that is troubling you, it is no little thing!